pools-of-venetianblue:

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

• the most patient and long suffering clawdia
  
• bob ross, but a vet 
  
• squish the cat
• squish the cat, but with a towel
  
• absolute unit mr. pirate
  
• a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

rockcubes:

Im such a fucking weenie I tried to do Rico nastys sexy raspy voice when I was listening to her music but I just started coughing :(((((((

Im the bitch she’s talking about in her songs :’((

Im such a fucking weenie I tried to do Rico nastys sexy raspy voice when I was listening to her music but I just started coughing :(((((((

thot-challa:

i could make a corny line that compares my vagina to the aquarium but y’all still ain’t gon fuck with me

$henneyehc

nflstreet: